Will Not Tell You Later
by AndyCowan
under Online Dating
We’ve all noticed the stock blank response in 100hookup profiles, “will tell you later.” You want to know my income? I’ll tell you later. That is, unless you don’t respond to my profile, in which case, I won’t be telling you later.
In order to properly zero in on the perfect candidates, I’d like Ms. Right to have another option: “Will not tell you later.”
Crazy dream I had last night I alone find interesting: Will not tell you later
Why I’m always right and you’re always wrong: Will not tell you later
The times I’m kissing you and fantasizing about somebody else: Will not tell you later
Stop hogging the blanket: Will not tell you later
Wow, this woman sounds like a dream… a dream crazy enough not to tell you about later.
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