Join for Free
|◄JBlog Home
Nov 25

The Wall

by JeremySpoke under Single Life

Though I have lost a considerable amount of weight over the last several months and am of average weight for my equally average height, my body still thinks that I am a fat man.

By that, I mean it is still curvy in all the wrong places. I inexplicably still have man-boobs. When I was at my heaviest, I also noticed that my stomach made a weird-shaped bulge right over my waist. My waist was regular sized, and my stomach was regular sized (for a ten-foot-tall man). It wasn’t just a fat man’s bulge. It is difficult to explain without photos, but I am not going to post a photo because you are so nice and innocent and there’s no reason for me to scar strangers for life. Also, I never took a picture of myself as a fat man. That was one decision I will take to my grave as the smartest thing I have or will have ever done.

Anyway, my body doesn’t know I’ve lost any weight at all. I can’t jog for more than three feet. I still get winded and sweaty whenever I eat more than a rice cake. Okay I’ve never eaten a rice cake. They have no smell, and I am suspicious of anything lacking in aroma. This is also why I never trusted scented candles.

Most importantly, though, that awkward bulge on my stomach is still there. I can’t really explain why, nor have I seen it on another person. I’m sure that if I actually went to the gym, I could work it off somehow, but I refuse to go. I’ve lost 74 pounds without having to exercise and am I damn sure not about to start now. Having said that, my weird stomach bulge remains. Thank goodness for T-shirts. My normal-sized hand would not be big enough to cover my stomach-sized stomach.

However, through the help of shirts, I have been able to sustain more dates than I was able to half a year ago. I now know more than ever that if a girl doesn’t like me, it’s now slightly more likely that she doesn’t like my personality. That is strangely comforting.

Tags: , , ,

Nov 8

Not Dying vs. Having Money

by JeremySpoke under Single Life

Though I am a good four months into my diet, it has taken a significant toll on the amount of money I have to support a lifestyle that, although has made me thinner, is also slowly killing me inside with every horrible, dry, disgusting bite that I take of one of my two daily Subway® sandwiches.

There is always a price one has to pay for getting thinner. For me, however, there are two prices. First, there is the monetary price. Not only do I have to buy two Subway® sandwiches per day, but I have to buy three independent Nutri-Grain® bars instead of buying them by the box in order to make sure I don’t get up in the middle of a hunger-induced dream and eat an entire box of bars at once. This leaves me with only a little spending money. The second price is emotional. Right now, if I had a choice between being fat with extra money or being thin with no extra money, I would do neither and kill myself. Both options sound like the worst possible outcome of a life that started with so much promise.

However, I am happy to report that women like me, in general, slightly more than they did half a year ago. The smiles I get last almost a second longer. Fewer people stop chatting with me for no reason on 100hookup® chat. I get more emoticons and exclamation points than ever before.

Now, I find myself sitting in my boxers in a dark room at four in the morning, and the only thing on my mind is how to find the shortest way to the kitchen in the faint hope that there is a drop of expired orange juice left. This isn’t a way to live. Why can’t I eat all the time and be thin and happy like people on television? Tell me, Regis Philbin! Tell me!

Tags: ,

date hookup app

This is your cue to start out a conversation, promptly generating it clear that you are with your niece/nephew in the initially sentence. When uploading a profile, look approachable and neat. Put on clothes, too naked bodies, no matter how buff, are not the way to go when on the web. pdx rub rating The info you see about other users depends on the policy of the respective dating web site. Generally, the pictures you upload really should not be larger than 12MB. On some regional hookup internet sites, you can either upload a picture from your gallery or take a snapshot with your webcam. When you open the chat, you can write text messages and send sweet emojis or images. If you re capable of increasing a full on mountain man beard then, by all indicates, go for it. Beards are attractive, but nasty beards arethe absolute worst. There need to benothing in your beard other than some good smelling beard oil. hot women hooking up It may well take some time to adjust to the culture in Chisinau as a foreigner, but right after you have settled in, you will find it incredibly peaceful and entertaining to be living in Chisinau. Young Moldovan girls are really spirited and joyous ones with lengthy and slender physique frames. They are usually found in colleges and universities for the duration of the day and partying in the clubs at evening. They are recognized for obtaining a knack for foreign guys and hooking up with them. Numerous of these young girls are searching for sugar daddies to shower them with worldly things and take care of them. Though, many of the girls can be easily hooked up with as they are sexually charged and appear for new experiences.