They came in through the kitchen window
under Online Dating,Single LifeMy apartment was robbed for the second time this year, leaving me distracted from online searches involving dates, and instead focused on online searches involving apartments. Goodbye Bushwick.
Neither online search though comes easy when you’re out a laptop. Sad state of affairs for a perpetually single woman. I’m sure if these burglars knew that they severely hindered my dating life, they would have reconsidered the entire heist. Perhaps I’ll attach a sticky to my next laptop with the following note: “This computer belongs to a very important 100hookupr® whose romantic success depends largely on her continued Internet access.”
How could even the most desperate crackhead not be moved by such an honest appeal?
Incidentally, my best friend thinks my move to Astoria or Park Slope will yield favorable outcomes in our romantic affairs. She believes that migrating our happy hours to Astoria or Park Slope will put us in touch with the nicer, more down to earth guys she claims reside in these locations. Certainly nicer than burglars, and perhaps nicer than those loft-dwelling artist/djs who keep bedbugs as roommates. I’ll let you know July 1st if there is veracty in this assertion.