Archive for December, 2010

100hookup is a privilege, and one that you a few to use.  Our mothers and fathers probably didn’t have this tool at their disposal when they chose their spouse, whom together gave birth to you.  If they had something like 100hookup, they probably would have found someone that was better for them.  As a result, they would have produced someone like you, only better.  You have no idea how much better you could have been.  Though they can’t re-produce you, you can still make the world a better place by using this site to find the perfect mate.

Say your parents met while in college, because they probably did.  When courting one another, they did not have an “About Me” that they could read before meeting.  Instead of being able to read “Physical Info,” they had to actually look at each other in person while simultaneously assessing their compatibility.  This is nearly impossible to do.  They had to simply assume that their opposite had a similar “Ideal Relationship” and that their “Past Relationships” taught them valuable life lessons that they would take with them to the next relationship.  Who knew what the other person’s “Perfect First Date” was like?  Maybe they had no “Perfect First Date” because they were yet to go on it.

Their first conversation probably took place in person.  This can be very intimidating and awkward.  A first conversation can potentially make or break a relationship.  On 100hookup, you can think about what to say before typing it in.  This removes mistakes caused by nervousness and being ‘in the moment.’  People can talk to people that they would never approach in real life.  It is much easier to approach women/men while in the comfort of solitude than in the stress-inducing real world.  If the conversation doesn’t work out, instead of having to sit through the rest of lunch awkwardly, you can simply close the IM box after saying goodbye.

Recently I have been struggling to cope with the inevitability that my job is going to adversely affect my personal life and make it difficult for me to date and develop a long-term intimate relationship with someone. However, recently, I was fortunate enough to be given a bit of much needed hope while watching an episode of one of my favorite television shows, “Scrubs.”

One of the major plots in the episode that I’m referring to involves a main character, Elliot, and her boyfriend (at the time) Sean. Their particular storyline during the episode deals with how Elliot’s devotion to her career makes it difficult for her to consistently put Sean and their relationship first.

At the beginning of the episode she stands Sean up but he is very understanding of the situation and how work had caused her to miss their date; however, when this situation replicates itself later in the episode Sean loses his patience and they break up because he doesn’t want to always play second fiddle to Elliot’s job.

Fortunately, at the end of the episode, Elliot has an epiphany and relays the message to Sean. That is, because of her crazy job, she won’t always be able to put him first the way she would like, but that she promises whenever she can he’ll be her top priority. The result of this impassioned plea by Elliot to save the relationship ultimately works and they kiss as the episode fades to black.

Corny endings aside, the message definitely hit home with me and gave me some much-needed hope. Maybe this idea came from a fictional television character, but in the end it does pose a feasible scenario that I’d one day (soon) hope to find for myself. All I need now is to find someone special enough to make that impassioned plea to so that hopefully it saves us the same way it saved Elliot and Sean.

 The Kibitz Corner is back.

This time, 100hookup Walking comedian Eric Schwartz wants to know, “What hookup celebrity would you want to see on 100hookup?”

With a bit of commentary to add to the mix, the top 10 winners are:

• Jake Gyllenhaal

EFade, 25, Single, Woman seeking a Man, Tulsa, OK

Duh. If this isn’t a no-brainer, we don’t know what is. But easy ladies, technically Jake is only hookup by way of his mother. Hey, when you’re that tall, dark and deliciously handsome, we still think it counts, right?

• Gene Simmons

caryng, 49, Single, Woman seeking a Man, Lower Paxton, PA

We get it. Behind all the make-up, sweat and rock star fame, this Kiss front-man is actually a very charming, witty, family-oriented guy.  The thought of groupies aside, who doesn’t love a man in full-body leather?

• Natalie Portman

SARdog2010, 22, Single, Man seeking a Woman, Denton, TX

She’s beautiful. She can act. And she graduated from Harvard. As we speak, hookup bubbes everywhere are faclempt and praying for their grandsons.

• Jeremy Piven

7gila112, 28, Single, Woman seeking a Man, North Miami Beach, FL

Who knows if Mr. Piven is anything like his egomaniacal TV counterpart, Ari Gold?  But, with that quirky smile and nonchalantly confident attitude, there’s definitely something intriguing about him.

• Bar Rafaeli

MidwestMan , 24, Single, Man seeking a Woman, Long Beach, NY

Listen, if Leo doesn’t get smart and put a ring on it soon, we’re sure he must be missing a few brain screws.  After all, this Israeli-born supermodel is so gorgeous, she appeals to both men AND women.

• Adam Sandler

supermom1890, 40, Divorced, Woman seeking a Man, Acton, MA

With a dog named Matzo Ball and a raunchy Hanukkah jam that even the most unreligious of folks can recognize, it’s not hard to understand why this funnyman and family guy is so irresistible to the ladies.

• Jason Schwartzman

Stripes246 , 29, Single, Woman seeking a Man, Brooklyn, NY

Perhaps best known for his depiction of a prep school rebel in the 1998 film Rushmore, Schwartzman exudes an unusual kind of attraction we must admit is infectious. Comedic timing aside, though not strikingly handsome, there’s something about his shaggy brown hair and innocent face that we totally dig!

• Larry David

Blondie1210, 62, Divorced, Woman seeking a Man, West Palm Bch, FL

Is it his sarcasm? Maybe the stubbornness? Perhaps it’s just his biting wit and overly dry sense of humor. Whatever the reason may be, from Seinfeld to Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David has kept us laughing for years, and we’d imagine sitting across from him at dinner would be no different. 

• Jon Stewart

alissa6428, 35, Separated, Woman seeking a Man, Merrick, NY

In case you haven’t heard, Jon hasn’t always been a Stewart. That’s right, this Daily Show host was born Jonathan Leibowitz and, despite dropping the tell-tale hookup last name, he’s definitely no less funny. Plus, we even think his grey hair is sexy (a silver fox, if you will).

• Ben Stiller

CrazyEclat , 40, Single, Woman seeking a Man, Louisville, KY

He’s been Derek Zoolander, the quirky model, Greg Focker, the male nurse and White Goodman, the fitness guru, among others. And we love him as them all. With such a well-rounded resume, which character HASN’T Ben Stiller played on film?

Dear Tamar,

Hi! I’m new to the whole online dating scene. Right now I am talking to two girls at the same time and I am not sure whether I should take them both out on dates or just one. Should I take one girl out on a date and stop speaking to the other girl even if I’m still interested in meeting both? Thanks!

Dear Two Timer?,

“Meeting” a girl on 100hookup does not a relationship make. I am a strong, strong advocate of poly-dating until it gets serious with one person. First of all, you may pick one girl and have no chemistry with her and now you’ve already ruined your chances with the second girl. Take them both out on dates, try to be unbiased and not compare them to each other, and save any decisions until after each date. There may be no attraction, no chemistry, or it may not be mutual with one or both of the ladies. Keep your options open at all times. Between when you “meet” a girl on 100hookup and when you actually meet her in person, you may “meet” even more ladies online… and guess what? That’s great! If you were able to meet that many great hookup gals at a bar then 100hookup wouldn’t exist, but the fact is that you can’t; no one can, which is why 100hookup is so successful. Take the opportunity to meet as many women who fit your preferences as possible because the more women you meet the better your odds are of finding your Beshert. Good Luck!