Top 20 Most Common Profile Clichés
Millions of people around the world have summarized their characters, likes and dislikes in just a few lines, but some descriptions are recycled time and time again. Just so you know what to look out for, we bring you the 20 most common online dating clichés – and what they really mean.
I’m a little bit crazy = I’m not crazy, zany or remotely interesting.
I’m a real travel junkie = I took a gap year and I haven’t got a job yet.
I’m easy going = I am indecisive, never make plans and rarely get out of bed before midday at the weekend. Or I’m neurotic and trying to hide it.
I enjoy nights in and nights out = I exist.
I don’t know what to write = I’ve just realised I have very few hobbies that I would tell other people about.
Looking for my partner in crime = My “crime” is likely to be sitting on the sofa eating Jaffa Cakes, which I will describe as “naughty”.
My life is fab = I am an overachiever and would really like to tell you all about it. But I don’t need you.
I’m so bubbly and up for a laugh = I’m very loud.
I’m funny = I assume as much.
I love laughing = I’m a human.
Work hard but play harder = I finish my job in the city, go to the pub and get chicken on the way home. I’m known to say: “You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.”
I’m searching for my soulmate = I’m a bit intense.
I’m looking for my knight in shining armour = I’m stuck in the Middle Ages and expect you to pay for every date.
I’m a nice guy = I’m either boring or lying.
I work out a lot = I spend too much time in the gym and like to drink foul-smelling protein shakes.
I’m looking for good banter = I’m a misogynist and might insult you – in the name of humour, of course. Bants.
My profile picture is old =This isn’t me.
I love to read = I carry books around in my bag.
My friends say I am [insert adjectives here] = I am none of these things.
I’m 6ft or 6ft plus = I’m 5ft 6.
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