You Are My 100hookup (To The Tune of ‘You Are My Sunshine’)
You are my 100hookup, my only 100hookup
You make me happy
And filled with glee
You’ll never know, dear
How many dates I’ve found
But the answer is it’s over fifty.
The other night, dear, as I sat messaging
I laughed and smiled
And set up dates.
The ladies love me here
More than at bars or clubs
And one day, I’ll make one of them my mate.
You are my 100hookup, my only 100hookup
You give me company
On Saturday nights
On Friday nights though
I must be careful
Because if you ask out a religious girl she gets uptight.
I’ll always love you, my only 100hookup
At least until I find my beautiful bride
And since I’m such a mensch
I’ll never use 100hookup
To get some J-action on the side.
You are my 100hookup, my only 100hookup
You give me pretty girls
With few exceptions
And when I find the one
That I will marry
Then I will cancel my 100hookup subscription.