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You are My Sunshine

You are my 100hookup, my only 100hookup

You make me happy

And filled with glee

You’ll never know, dear

How many dates I’ve found

But the answer is it’s over fifty.

 

The other night, dear, as I sat messaging

I laughed and smiled

And set up dates.

The ladies love me here

More than at bars or clubs

And one day, I’ll make one of them my mate.

 

You are my 100hookup, my only 100hookup

You give me company

On Saturday nights

On Friday nights though

I must be careful

Because if you ask out a religious girl she gets uptight.

 

I’ll always love you, my only 100hookup

At least until I find my beautiful bride

And since I’m such a mensch

I’ll never use 100hookup

To get some J-action on the side.

 

You are my 100hookup, my only 100hookup

You give me pretty girls

With few exceptions

And when I find the one

That I will marry

Then I will cancel my 100hookup subscription.

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Dr. Samantha Rodman is a clinical psychologist in private practice and a mom of three kids under 5. She blogs at Dr. Psych Mom. Join her on Facebook and on Twitter @DrPsychMom.
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