90 Thoughts Guys Have Before A 100hookup
Why 90?? 18 x 5=90! We love chai that much.
- My date’s in an hour!
- Where are we going again?
- Was it Dinner?
- Kosher?
- *Checks 100hookup profile*
- Expensive?
- Easy though…
- Maybe.
- I have been wanting to see that movie…
- Does it say if she likes action/comedies?
- *Checks 100hookup again*
- Of course it doesn’t.
- Am I romantic?
- I think I can be…
- Ehhh…
- She said yes, right?
- I should double check.
- *Checks 100hookup again*
- Phew.
- What’s her name again?
- Sarah… classic.
- She’s cute/hot/WOW!
- Catfish?
- Nahhhh
- Should I bring a condom?
- No…
- Yes?
- No.
- Ok.
- Do I have cash?
- Nope.
- I should pay though.
- *Checks bank account*
- Maybe she’ll offer to split?
- What do I do if she does?!?
- Groupon?
- Ehhh…
- I’ll be chivalrous and pay.
- Yeah, I’m a MAN!
- *Looks in mirror*
- *Does 10 pushups*
- *Looks in mirror again*
- Nooice.
- What do I wear?!?
- Is she one of those super-trendy girls?
- FASHION!
- Modesty? Snius (covers her knees and elbows)?
- *Checks pictures*
- I still don’t know.
- I want to look like it didn’t take me long to put this outfit together. Like “I just threw this on,” but I didn’t really.
- Button-down or T-Shirt?
- I really like this t-shirt though.
- Button-down.
- Jeans?
- Of course jeans.
- Tucked in or untucked?
- Which makes me look buffer?
- Shoes?
- Casual, but not too casual.
- Converse?
- Probably not.
- I’m set… I guess.
- Damn it. Boxers or briefs?
- Lucky ones?
- Wait! This could be my future wife!
- Holy crap.
- Babies?
- I like babies…
- Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. I AM COOL!
- CONFIDENCE!!
- What time is it?
- Do I have gum?
- Of course not.
- Tic Tac?
- Hahaha…. no.
- If it goes well, will I kiss her?
- Not with this breath!
- I’ll stay away from onions just in case…
- Deodorant or cologne?
- I’m going to smell GOOD!
- F***. I’m running late.
- Umm… what are we going to talk about?!?
- Politics?
- Ehhh… Probably not.
- No time. I’ll figure it out there.
- I’ll take a shot of Fireball to calm the nerves.
- Maybe it’ll give me good breath… cinnamon and spice.
- Sounds about right.
- *Checks 100hookup one last time and then head’s out the door.*
*45 minutes later*
- Did I lock the door?!?
And all that’s before the date!
David Jacobowitz is JMag’s newest contributor. He graduated with a Bachelor’s Degree in History at UC Berkeley and works as a Marketing Development Associate for 100hookup.
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