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Her profile was cute

But she forgot to mention

She’s moving next week.

 

What a handsome guy

But his cell phone wallpaper

Is him and his ex.

 

You talk for three weeks

He invites you to Nobu

He is five foot one.

 

She flirted a lot

You showed her profile to friends

They all dated her.

 

You try one more month

She went to Penn for law school

So did you; Beshert.

 

One random Tuesday

You message a cute stranger

He’s hilarious.

 

You forget the rest

Finally! The Jew for you.

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