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  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 52 years old from Pittsburgh, PA
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  • Last Update: 6/14/2015
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I’m not like most people. I am like some odd stinky cheese that only one store in town carries and that only two people buy. Are you one of those people? Do you want to buy the stinky cheese? I am more interested in meeting an interesting woman than I am in meeting a "nice, warm-hearted" woman. Nice is nice but interesting is....interesting. Interesting conversation is hard to find. And "warm-hearted" makes me think of my Bubbie Zelda who smelled of mothballs and death. I joke around a lot. Sometimes people don't laugh. I like that. I am in okay shape for my age. I’m skinny, actually, a 52 year-old skeleton. That makes me an anomaly in today’s super-sized USA. Perhaps I should go to McDonald's more. "USA! USA! USA!" I work for a television station. That means I can afford to get two toppings on my pizza. Not three, though (if you only knew what tv pays). I no longer own a car. This is by choice. I had a car. It was terminally ill. I chose to not pay its medical bills. I gave it to a homeless guy. Now he has an Accord to call his home and I ride the bus with toothless people. I am hookup. That said, I am not religious. I am not a believer. I can appreciate great fiction, though. I love children, I just don’t want any. Your kids? They are truly wonderful! I don’t want them, either. But if you’d like to sell them, I know a guy..... I also love animals. I like them more than many humans I meet, even when they crap on the floor (the animals I mean, although there was this one time....). I think some people are so lonely that they’ll go out with just about anyone. I find that sad. I mean, just buy yourself some "toys" and get a pet. I believe your entertainment choices reflect who you are. Your favorite singer is Toby Keith? You like Adam Sandler movies? I'm sorry! Also, we probably won’t be compatible. Me? I have very eclectic tastes. Right now I’m listening to Rodrigo y Gabriela, New Pornographers, Sleater-Kinney and Pink Martini. I watch "Louie," "Episodes" and "Mad Men." I loved "The Sopranos," "Breaking Bad" and "Arrested Development." I used to watch a lot of foreign films until they started to feel....foreign . I thought “12 Years A Slave” needed more laughs, So who am I looking for? A smart cookie. An oddball. Someone who can make me laugh (no mean feat). Someone who's not all about money. Someone who's in decent shape for her age. Someone who's different (but not in a "Fatal Attraction" bunny boiling kinda way). Someone who read my profile and went, "What the f....?" But who laughed.

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