Oh c'mon, you know you do it. We all do. And then we wonder what it really means. So, don't be shy. Check out your honey's sun sign, just for fun, and see if anything seems familiar.
But please, don't take us or yourself too seriously! This is a pop version of the very complicated science of astrology. You'll have to get your charts done to get even a glimpse of what's really going on.
ARIES - UNDENIABLY IRRESISTABLE
Get ready to be swept off your feet with a high-energy bid for your heart, because flirtatious, charming, competitive Aries absolutely loves a good chase.
Once caught, buckle up for an intense ride with this red-hot fire sign. You'll be corralled into the bedroom for passionate sex with staying power (strong Aries has great stamina) and invited to join in a life of continuous surprises, adventure, and fun! And did we mention that the Ram is a hopeless romantic? Wow! Never a dull moment.
You can expect some "me, me, me," but fortunately, love brings out the Ram's sensuous side, and you won't go for lack of attention. At times, quick-tempered Aries can't help but spew a few brash slights of tongue, but with the Ram's lack of tact, you can rest assured that what you see is what you get.
As long as the relationship stays hot, Aries will stay loyal. How to keep it hot? Aries needs to be with their mental and physical equal, someone who can keep up with them and even challenge them. Be bold! Be supportive. Be straightforward. Be independent. Try new things in bed. All while letting them think they're in charge. In return, you'll get a devoted, magnetic, playful, inventive, risk-taking adventurer with a zest for life... who loves to love ya', baby!
TAURUS - SEXY KISSES ALL THE TIME
Grab the bubble bath, massage oil and bearskin rug and then figure out how to actually light that fireplace, because the Bull is all about the finer physical pleasures in life, like good wine, cuddles, and you. Yes, you're in for a true sensual treat here.
It may be slow getting started, but make the Bull feel safe and pampered, and surprise, surprise, you'll be delighted by some intense, deeply intimate, stay at home, bring out the birthday suit and chocolate sauce kind of lovin'. But shhhh, no talk, only physical, show-me-you-love-me pleasure in the bedroom, where love and sex become one.
Bulls can be very stubborn and extremely resistant to change of any kind, but all the better for you because they are tenacious in love too. Once committed, Taureans will stick around with steady devotion to make your relationship a pleasing experience. On a bad day, your Bull might get jealous and possessive or put you on a pedestal and treat you like one of their other prize treasures. But who doesn't like to be adored and objectified once in a while, right?
Bulls are determined, responsible, good with money, security-loving folks. Too practical and boring for you? Well, don't run away, because Taureans are also one of the more creative signs and are poetic lovers of beauty and harmony too. And although they may be traditional and practical by day, they're ultra-sexxxyyy by night. All night that is. Yum!
You unfaithful? Bye, bye. Taureans are into commitment and staying power. So, give your Bull emotional steadiness, predictability, and love bites, and in return, you'll get a beautiful world and a dependable, considerate, nurturing lover. Mmmmmm...
GEMINI - FLIRTATIOUS SMARTIE PANTS
Take a deep breath and get ready to shake your booty and wits, because there's never a tranquil moment with whirlwind Gemini -- always changing, always moving and always the life of the party. The brilliant Twins can't help it – they're so smart, witty, inventive, curious, intellectual and playful that they have to keep their synapses firing at all times or they get bored.
Yes, it's love 'em today, bored tomorrow with Gemini, who will jump around from date to date until they find their quick-witted, restless equal. Sound like you? If so, sparks fly and you get to enjoy your Gemini's caring, charismatic, romping nature.
Don't expect a touchie-feelie snuggle bunny in the bedroom, but hold onto your sheets, because sex is a variety show with Gemini who is a creative, energetic versatile lover, always looking for the perfect sexual experience and always interested in trying something new. Unconventional is the name of the game, but don't worry if you're not a gymnast or don't own handcuffs because we're talking mostly intellectual here. Expect to see a book or scrabble board as pillow toys, and after sex, grab a ciggy or a cup 'o tea, because the Twins like to talk.
On a bad day, your Gemini can be downright unpredictable, moody and even depressed, but if you can roll with the constant changes and keep your Gemini's attention, you'll broaden your horizons with every turn. Be flexible and open. Be lighthearted, yet mysterious. Be smart, well-read, opinionated, and life-experienced. Don't sit still or get jealous. Be able to give your Gemini space and enjoy your Gemini's sparkle and wit. And in return, you'll get a Twin who loves you and will bend over backwards to keep you happy. Someone with whom you can enjoy life's adventures, curiosities and wild ride! Mr. Toad, look out!
CANCER - WARMS COZIES IN THE LOVE DEN
Take your emotional temperature and get ready to find yourself staying at home, cuddled up on the couch watching Casablanca and talking about how you feel, because gentle Crabs are infamous homebodies and the most sensitive of signs.
Intuitive to a tee, Crabs will quickly know if you're right for them and take the initiative by zoning in and charming you into their nurturing lair, where they'll seduce you and get to know your every emotion until you cave. If you're not used to letting your feelings loose, you may want to keep a tissue and a punching bag handy.
Once in love, Cancer will make you feel like the center of the universe, and you'll find yourself in a brilliant emotionally charged relationship with staying power. Just remember, intimate Cancers have a hard time letting go, of anything – like memories, tradition and you. Valentines day, or any holiday for that matter, photo albums, '57 Chevys, retro-wear or ex-loves can all be the focus of their unbridled sentimentality.
Crabs need to feel safe before they can let loose in bed, but then, thanks to savvy intuition, they will sense what pleases you and get to it. Your favorite physical activities mixed with your Crab's emotional firepower will make you weak in the knees and everywhere else.
On a bad day, Cancers can be moody, withdrawn and secretive, going at things sideways, in true Crab fashion, afraid of getting hurt or rejected. Get on their bad side and they'll use their magnificent memory to dredge up that thing you said 6 months ago. But, open up emotionally, mark all the holidays on your calendar and bring harmony to the love den, and in return, you'll get a loving, devoted, tender romantic who makes you feel like you're everything!
LEO - PURRRRRFECTLY DIVINE
Pack your bags and dust off that tiara, because your larger-than-life, shining star Leo is a natural born leader who is going to whisk you away to the top (of whatever) to bask in the esteemed limelight and live like royalty with all its decadent, luxurious pleasures. Shazaam! Basically, it's all about the cream of the crop with these Cats who just want to rule and be adored and get what they deserve: the best, like you!
If you're truly the Cat's meow, your warm-hearted Leo will take the reigns in romance and go for you without hesitation--confident in making a conquest... and Leos will, with all the courage, passion, and staying power it takes.
Once you've entered the magical kingdom, everything revolves around your Leo, who will also graciously share the spotlight. Wonderfully wise, these Cats know that anything that belongs to them, like you, must be special and deserves to feel as important as they do. And oh what a pleasurable life you will lead – Leos are fabulous companions who are easy and amusing to live with. And there's always something going on – Cats are very sociable and love to be surrounded by a large group of close friends who they remain faithful to for life.
In bed, you'll get a generous romantic who takes pride in being a passionate lover. Flatter your Leo and watch them be sweet-talked into a state of bliss. Then, once Leo is basking in glory, you can enjoy the rewards when your Cat turns around and showers you with affection to show you how much your compliments are appreciated.
On a bad day, Cats can get overbearing or oversensitive, and if they think you've forgotten about them, they can get their egos bruised and fly into a jealous fit. But, captivate Leos with flattery and the best of everything, match their wit and high-expectations, and let them stay in the driver's seat, and in return, you'll get a bighearted, devoted, daring, entertaining, family-loving, witty soul mate and enchanting lover.
VIRGO - LOVE, JUST RIGHT
Kick up your heels and breathe easy because you're in for a wonderfully relaxing ride with your laidback Virgo – a rock-solid and sensitive romantic who knows that it's the little things in life and love that count, especially when done to a tee.
You may have to get the ball rolling to break through your Virgo's shy, ultra-cool exterior, but it's definitely worth the effort, because once inside, you'll find a red-hot sweetie pie who will work hard to make you feel special. And thanks to a keen attention to detail and a sharp, inquisitive mind, your perfectionist detective will carefully figure out exactly what makes you howl.
In bed, Virgos love to be seduced into a tizzy and then let loose for passionate and joyful give-and-take. But ultimately, the sizzle between the sheets for Virgo lies in scintillating all five senses and making every little bitty part of you sing. Lalalala!
On a bad day, your Virgo can get critical and fussy, turn into a worrywart, or make you feel like you're sitting on a therapy couch. Luckily though, after extensive analysis, they'll figure out that no one's perfect, including them and you.
Organized, neat, stylish, independent, never clingy, but truly monogamous – your Virgo will expect the same from you. They'll also love it if you can bring them out of their shell and shower them with small everyday signs of affection, like hugs, breakfast in bed, and cheerful emails. In return, you'll get a loyal, vibrant, quick-witted friend and lover who is devoted to making your relationship work.
LIBRA - HEXY CHARMERS
Get ready to find yourself spellbound, because magnetic Libra will charm the pants off you with an off-the-charts sex appeal and then flatter you into a beautiful and harmonious land of enchantment to eat grapes, drink wine and revel in the sensuality and romance of it all.
Although cheerful and affectionate at the core, Libras may come across as aloof at first, waiting to be courted and lusting after you from a distance. But sweep them off their feet with beautiful things and show your lust in return, and underneath that calm exterior, you'll find a playful, romantic who values love and partnership above all.
Once paired up, your Libra will be in heaven and will make sure you feel the same. The Scales' desire to keep everything in balance and a strong distaste for confrontation, bring out their sweet and thoughtful nature at home and in their charmed social life. This coupled with their undying diplomacy and a knack for esthetics, makes living with Libra easygoing, serene and sensually pleasing.
Get ready to cast your own spell between the sheets, because Libra wants to be seduced by a wizardly lover who will take them to a higher plane. Once seduced, Libra will bring a balanced mixed bag of mental exploration, luxurious sensuality and play to the love den.
On a bad day, Libras may lose their balance and take off on an emotional roller coaster or get caught between people trying to please everyone. And sometimes, they won't be able to make up their minds about anything and may seem distant and blunt in their unrelenting rationalizations. But, be patient while they make their decisions and don't tell them what to do. Be flexible and spontaneous. Be honest and fair. Encourage them with little gifts and compliments all the time. And make love a seductive, pleasurable and playful mental give-and-take. And in return, you'll get a smart, personable, sentimental, graceful and stylish partner who gets along with everyone and who loves to be in love, with you!
SCORPIO - VA-VA-VA-VOOM
Send a direct alert to your nerve endings and tell them to get ready to tingle all over and scream with delight, because your intensely emotional, magnetic, all-consuming Scorpio is a tempest of passion in life, love and especially in bed.
Flash your good looks and natural sex appeal and make love a challenging fast game, and Scorpio will find you irresistible and channel incredible willpower and strength to win you over. But remember, once seduced, you're all theirs and they won't take no for an answer, especially when it comes to sex. Luckily, in return, you'll get one of the most faithful and devoted of signs.
Scorpio is not for the passion-quesy, especially between the sheets, because they will dig to find out your most intimate fantasies and then make them come true. With an intense alluring gaze, Scorpio will take you to the depths of your desire, no matter how uncomfortable it makes you feel. Scorpio loves variety and giving and receiving pleasure and will maneuver the tango until you both are satisfied.
On a bad day, Scorpio can get extremely suspicious, jealous and vengeful when crossed. But open up and share all, be able to go on forever in bed, be strong and understanding of all facets of your fervent lover, and be able to talk about emotions, and in return, you'll get a resourceful, determined, caring, profound, self-confident, loyal friend and smoldering lover who will give you a deeper and more harmonious relationship than you could have ever dreamed up.
SAGITTARIUS - ADVENTUROUS RIDE
Grab your compass, put on your thinking cap and get ready for a jolly good time, because life is an adventure to live to the fullest for your knowledge-seeking Archer who will whisk you away on a moment's notice to travel the world or voyage into the depths of your mind to discover what makes you tick.
To catch an Archer, mental sparks must fly, as curious Sag is looking for a best friend to share in the quest for truth. If that's you, your Sag's sharp intuition will say so, and you can look forward to a slew of playful dates, good times, and a straight-ahead love affair. What you see is what you get with honest Sag, but the Archer also likes a challenge with you to spice things up a little.
Don't expect any declarations of love early on. The Archer is slow to fall and keen to maintain independence while letting the relationship and friendship blossom. Yes, listen close: Archers need their freedom! But don't run away, because while falling in love, you can expect a good time. Flirtatious, cheerful, optimistic and extremely sociable, Archer loves to be out and about with you having fun with a large circle of friends, laughing and gathering tidbits of philosophy.
You can also expect bliss between the sheets, because Sag is both a sexual animal and an artistic, graceful lover. 9 1/2 Weeks meet D.H. Lawrence. Fabulous! As highly sexed as they are, the Archer has no time for prudes and is looking for their mental and physical equal, someone who likes straight talk in bed as much as sex. If they can get both, perfect.
On a bad day, your Archer may shoot some stinging verbal arrows and have trouble committing, but lucky for you, the Archer will patch up any rifts in bed. And if you can give your Sag freedom and be patient, enthusiastic, energetic and ready for exotic adventure all the time, then in return, you'll get a straight shooting, intelligent, gregarious, versatile best friend, playmate and amazing lover who practices what they preach and who will bow down and worship you... especially in bed. Sweet dreams.
CAPRICORN - YODELAYHEEHOO
Put on your stylish parka and that cute ski hat and get ready for a sky-high gondola ride to new altitudes because your ambitious Goat is forever climbing upwards in life and love and expects to see you at the top. If you're already there, even better, as Goats are real softies for success and high society flair.
You may have to wait sipping a hot toddy for a while, as Cap takes time to warm up and put goggles on (the better to see you with). But when you razzle-dazzle your Goat's love with your flashy, glamorous, winning attitude and looks, your Goat will do everything to win your heart and keep you coming back for more.
Once smitten, your Goat will dive in with you completely and work diligently to craft a wondrous romance. Although very serious about everything, including affairs of the heart, Caps also like to have fun. Best is when they can combine their awesome work ethic with romance...making work and play their favorite twosome.
Expect things to really heat up between the sheets, because underneath Cap's cool exterior is a giving, sensual, sizzling hottie pants. Nothing fancy, really, just straightforward fabulous sex with a lot of love thrown into the mix. Love, in fact, is Cap's ultimate aphrodisiac, and pleasing you is their perfect reward. Lay back, baby, and enjoy!
On a bad day, Goats can get moody, bossy or be afraid to lose themselves in love, but take them to the classy slopes, avoid any Alpine lodge shopping sprees, veer them into a sexy clearing and keep your feet planted firmly on the ground, and in return you'll get a guaranteed good time with a reliable, faithful, passionate perfectionist who will take you into their fancy-schmancy chalet of love and hold you tight.
AQUARIUS - QUIRKY WACKY LOVE
Buckle up, hold on tight and get ready to be boomeranged to your heart's delight into exhilarating and unexpected realms, because eccentric Aquarius is a forward-thinking mad scientist looking for an accomplice in the quest to make the world a better, happier place.
Don't wait to get swept off your feet, because these kooky charmers are the most unromantic of sorts and won't rush into anything. Instead, they'll wait until they find exactly what they're looking for: a wonderful and engaging best friend -- usually from among their sprawling circle of friends, where they feel most comfortable. Once the mental fireworks begin, your Aquarius will turn the art of seduction into a fun game of creative, imaginative flirtation, culminating in a wildly exciting, offbeat romance.
Forget about moonlit walks, cuddly snugglies or anything remotely romantic because Aquarians are truly intimacy-wary and like to keep things light and easy until they feel safe. The same holds true between the sheets where they like to push the envelope for pleasure with talk, experimentation and creative play.
Delightfully whimsical and Einstein brainy, Aquarians are often in their own world and may seem absentminded as far as you're concerned. But, think outside the box, give them space, help bring them down to earth with warmth and understanding, fall in love with their mind, appreciate their quirks and jump onto the humanitarian bandwagon, and in return, you'll get a harmonious relationship with an idealistic free spirit and the chance to change the world.
PISCES - DAYDREAM BELIEVIN'
Close your eyes, click your heels and make a fantastic wish. Then, open your mind and your heart and get ready for an emotionally charged magical trip into the unknown, because your imaginative, sensitive, otherworldly Fish is all about making romantic fantasies come true, with you!
Head in the clouds, Pisces believes in magic and true love and is looking for a dreamy and spiritual connection. If intuition says you're the one, Pisces will float with you on the stream of love and begin a slow, seductive romance dance.
Once your fairy tale ensues, anything is possible with this starry-eyed, tender-hearted romantic. And thanks to the Fish's go-with-the-flow, make-love-not-war-nature, your relationship will remain a smooth, serene ride down the river of life.
It's static cling between the sheets with magnetic, sensual Pisces who likes to play and indulge in flights of fantasy. Ultimately, sex is an emotional, fluid and changing affair for the Fish, and their mysterious vibe is a great natural aphrodisiac.
On a bad day, Pisces can lack self-confidence, get hurt easily and get upset about any argument or discord. But bring out your muse wand and be inspirational. Be compassionate and grounded, yet playful. Make your Pisces feel confident and don't rock the boat. And in return, you'll get a gentle, extremely creative, unconventional, selfless sweetheart, who will draw back the curtain of life and love and show you that anything is possible! Harry Houdini, step aside!